Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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