He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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