Do you still have your period?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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