there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My ass is underappreciated
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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