everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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