Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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