So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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