brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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