I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I don't deserve a penis
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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