Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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