I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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