are you so shy because you have an std?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you didnt know i had herpes?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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