Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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