I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Your dad touched me again.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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