MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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