Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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