Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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