shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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