I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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