I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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