This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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