That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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