It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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