were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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