My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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