Your mouth is God's brothel.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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