We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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