I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
