He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
