It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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