I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm always down for nudity.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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