He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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