if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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