i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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