I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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