What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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