If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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