the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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