You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
