...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
