it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
