Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
time to smoke my breakfast
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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