all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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