Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
This toilet bowl is my home.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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