Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
