i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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