do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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