Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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