I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Found the puke drawer
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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