there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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