porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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