Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Randomize
