but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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