Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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